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Hello Long Distance Orgasms

Natali Greco |

Masturbation is as good for the soul as it is for the body. A study done in 2009 found that the usage of vibrators contributes to women’s likelihood of self-examination and gynecologic visits. However, the study also found that vibrators contribute to “desire, arousal, and overall function,” (Herbenick et al). And the best part? No significant side effects have been linked to the usage of vibrators. In other words, it’s a win-win for all parties involved. A similar study found that vibrators can improve men’s sexual function as well-leading to more self testicular examination and higher Erectile Function.

Fake news or fake orgasms

Now, we all know that sexual wellness contributes to an overall healthy life; orgasms have been linked to positive improvements both mentally and physically. As they say, “one orgasm a day keeps the doctor away,” right? Okay, maybe not, but they should!

When the mood hits, sometimes our hands are all we have, but as with anything else in life, why not be prepared at any moment? You know when you’re sitting at home watching a movie and all of sudden an ice cream craving hits? Then, 30 minutes later you have and Uber Eats driver knocking at your door? Same goes to your cravings for orgasm.

Electric long distance orgasms

Vibrators like the ESCA 2 Bluetooth Interactive Partner Vibrator and the Satisfyer Double Joy Remote Control Vibrator allow you and your partner (or friends across the world) to spice things up. Whether in the same room or miles apart, you can reach new levels of pleasure at the touch of a button. Instead of using up your hands to hold and adjust the levels vibration, you set up your preference on your phone and free up your hands for everything else. On a long-distance relationship? Give your partner access to the app and let them take you on a wild ride while. Single? No problem. If you’re the adventurous kind, log into the app and play orgasm roulette-see which stranger knows your spots best.

Vibrators are versatile enough on their own, and about 69% of women and 54% of men ages 18-60 can attest to that, but the ability to control them handsfree introduces an entire orgasmic Wonderland of possibilities. And they’re available for all sorts of budgets! What are you waiting for? Satisfy that craving and vibrate from far, far away.

Ohhh yes long distance orgasm

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